Asides /əˈsaɪdz/

For people who work in English all day

A private English coach for your meetings.

Nobody at work will ever correct your English. It's too rude. So the same mistakes survive for years. Asides listens to your own microphone, in your own browser, and nothing it hears ever leaves this machine.

Grammar on your machine

an aside: a line spoken so that only one person hears it.

Ask for early access hello@asides.eu

What happens

Four steps, and none of them leave your machine.

None of it runs yet. Asides is being built in the open, and these four steps are the shape it is being built to.

01

You open a tab

Asides is a web page. Nothing to install, no account to make, and no bot that joins your call. A participant named "English Coach" would tell the whole room that someone present is being coached.

02

The models arrive once

Your first visit downloads them into the browser. That load is slow, and it is the only one: after it, the models sit on your machine and the work happens there.

03

You talk

Press record and speak the way you already do. Only your own microphone is captured, so nobody else in the room or on the call is recorded at all.

04

You get a note, or nothing at all

Asides stays quiet while you're speaking and reports when you stop, while it's still in your head. When there was nothing worth saying, it says nothing. Silence is part of the design.

The report

Two things, and only when they're there.

A full list of every mistake after every call is how you teach someone to dread their inbox. Asides reports once, after you stop talking, and only about what it can actually stand behind.

The better sentence

I am working here since 2021
I have been working here since 2021

Your sentence, and the one you wanted. Asides shows you what changed and doesn't lecture you about the rule, because the rewrite is the part it actually knows.

The sounds you made

threshold
/ˈtrɛʃ.hoʊld/

The phonemes you actually produced, written under your own words. Shown, not named: Asides won't tell you which sound was wrong, because it can't yet.

Privacy

The report has an audience of one.

There is no server. Asides is a static page, and the models are built to run inside your browser, so this isn't a policy you're being asked to trust. It's just where the code runs.

Your audio is never sent. There is no transfer to secure and no copy on a server to delete. It is processed in the browser that recorded it.

There is no manager view. Not restricted, not permissioned, not hidden. It was never built.

Only your microphone is captured. Nobody else in the room or on the call is recorded, so there is nothing of theirs to discard.

There is nobody to enroll you. No server and no account, so there is no list for anyone to put you on.

If your English could be used against you, you'd never speak freely enough to improve it.

The landscape

Everyone does one half.

Meeting tools coach your delivery and stop carefully short of your English. Language apps go deep on your English but only listen to you rehearsing alone. Nothing crosses the middle.

Tool Real, unscripted speech Corrects your English
Yoodli, Read AI, PoisedYesNo: pace, fillers, confidence
Otter, Fireflies, tl;dvYesNo: transcription and notes
ELSA, BoldVoice, OraiNo: solo practice clipsYes
Preply Business, SpeexxNo: scheduled lessonsYes
AsidesYesYes

Early access

You already speak English all day. It may as well teach you something.

Asides is being built now, in the open, and none of it is finished. If you spend your days working in English that nobody ever corrects, tell me.

Ask for early access hello@asides.eu